I bought the Farm - for Her (how we got where we're at)
(this is the start of a series, I hope to do, covering most of the last 20 years of farm life - for my lovely wife, please comment, ask questions, make corrections, whatever, call me stupid for starting it, whatever.)
Having been raised on a farm, my wife always wanting to live on a farm.... it was a matter of time.
We'd already run 2 businesses together, she was busy raising 8 kids, homeschooling - they would need some constructive outlet for all that energy, I was too busy with my high tech career & we were +20 years into our marriage. This next venture would be 90% her operation, 10% would be me, I figured, being the mechanically minded one.
In fact, we'd planned on doing this, the first year of marriage, and bought a big rototiller to do the Gardening / Canning thing. The rototiller was a lifetime investment, an 8hp Troybilt - which easily paid for itself. I hung some flyers, and the calls came flooding in, offered special deals, I'd till one person for free, if they got 5 of their neighbors lined up. Tilled by the square foot, sometimes established gardens, sometimes a backyard, but always deeper than anyone expected... The only mistake we made was loaning it out to a well meaning Pastor, who wore the tines down to nothing, neglected to ever check the engine or gear case oil - and then called me, after 2 months using it to make money, saying, "I won't start!" He had been using boys from church, taking 'his cut' while they raked in the cash. As it took several of us to push & pull it into the truck, I wasn't prepared for the $350 bill to rebuild the gear box, the Bolo Tines were worn down to stubs, they'd come later. Little did I know, God was preparing me for more instances like that - but, that wasn't going to stop us from being charitable. God was good to us at great cost to Him, so had many others along the way - we were 'wired' to do the same.
One job after another, finally 23 years into our marriage, and still renters, we had been asked to move closer to a customer who required by contract a rapid response for emergencies. Being the sole technician in that immediate vicinity, seemed like real job security if I did my part. The company changed hands several times, and kept me gainfully employed. Enough to buy this 27 acre farm for just about the same monthly payment as renting the large house we were living in. The realtor was kinda surprised when I ran the water in the sink for 5 minutes, and then took a tall glass of water. We'd lived in too many places around here with 'bitter water' or 'rotten egg smelling water'. I'd grown up on a 250 acre farm with the best water I ever tasted, and wasn't going to pay a cent for a place with foul smelling, acid water - period. That was the make or break deal for me... the realtor didn't understand that - she said all the water was wet, since she lived in the city & drank chlorinated / fluoridated river water.
My second request was +25 acres, on a ridge or hill, so flooding wouldn't ever be an issue, and, we wanted privacy. I don't want to see or be seen by my neighbors - we wanted SPACE between us and the rest of the world... Far away from the city lights so we could let the stars & moon light our way at night. Next was a stream or creek or spring - surface running water, for those times when we needed to carry buckets because the power was out. If we could harness the moving water for power, even better! In general terms, this acreage met those requirements for us.
The 2000 yr, Modular Ranch style house with a full, clear, walk out basement, had real potential - despite a lower ceiling. You'd think, for the price of another course or two of Cinder block... oh well. Unlike the house we grew up in, a Modular has a 'glued & screwed' floor, it does not squeak. The walls are tight, but 2x4 instead of 2x6 construction, a little less energy efficient. Everything was basically "NEW", since the owners had it built and lived in it a couple of months, before they got a job offer that was too good to pass up. The house sat on the market, overpriced for this area, 2 years. Did we get a deal or not...? 27 acres, new well & septic, new house - nothing to 'FIX' we thought... OK. Little did I realize, they hadn't really lived in it at all, just visited a few weekends, took a week vacation to visit - and let the neighbor take all the cuttings off the fields.
We took the plunge, and bought it AS-IS after weeks of offers & counter offers, May of 2003.
The week we closed, the Realtor suggested we drive by the property to be sure we really wanted it, sort of a, last chance to back out... suggestion. The neighbor had PLOWED up half the fields - assuming we didn't need a front yard, and it'd be 'business as usual' for him & his cows. Like someone had suggested, 'they're just gonna live in the house - you go ahead and keep doing what you're doing, raping this acreage & bitching about how poorly it produces'. It had been part of a 600 acre Tobacco operation, then sat fallow, so the neighbor helped out by helping himself. The fields had that light green / yellow cast of low nitrogen / low nutrients, I'd seen before in this area. Taking everything OUT of the soil and putting nothing back INTO the soil.
For the person who thinks they can someday, 'live off the land' - lemme be clear, it's already been done in America, everything's been taken OUT, there's much less topsoil to work with. A typical farm requires more INPUT that you'd expect, where that comes from, YOU decide, Very expensive Organic, or so-called, Cheaper Synthetic methods, there is no free lunch on rebuilding soil. Our pastures are less than 3" of top soil, after 21 years. Beneath that is 2' of clay, beneath that, 2-4' of magnetite (the greatest lighting attractant in the world. If I could 'compost' 5-6 feet of wood chips, manure and spread that over my 11 acres of pasture, that might give me 5" of top soil... till the rain washed it down the hillsides. That's the other problem, holding it all together- the cover crops. If you're thinking about it, Nitrogen (in the air) is FREE, if you're able to get it into your soil. Some crops, like Alfalfa, Clovers, can do that for you, but, they take time to establish, hence the cover crop, Rye grasses, Oats, Vetch.
Well, how are you gonna get RID of all the forage from those fields? Cows? Goats? Sheep? Horses? How are you going to keep them "home"..? Fences? What type, smooth wire, barbed wire, roll mesh, panel mesh, electric? Keep in mind, this is a moving target, it's not like fixing a truck - walk away for a week, return to it on weekends. A farm keeps growing SOMETHING, which might be something you don't like, nor want. Trees, scrub & brush, vines, Poison Ivy, Oak, Sumac, Thorny Blackberries all love acidic soil, the crops you want, love alkaline soil.
Didn't God say to man, Genesis 3:17-19
17 And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life;
18 Thorns also and thistles shall it bring forth to thee; and thou shalt eat the herb of the field;
19 In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.
The bottom line, you want a FARM, you're gonna WORK... There are seasons for planting, growing & harvesting, followed by a season of -nothing-. Planning and preparing for each, with someone who's new to the idea of farming - likely to end badly for both of you, unless there's a plan, which is what you see here. Maybe the 'city' couple who had their dreams of a country estate, didn't realize there is no relaxing on the porch, occasionally milking a dairy cow, fetching a couple of fresh eggs when you felt like it. Maybe they didn't know the deer would pillage the garden & coyotes would savage the livestock. Maybe they hadn't planned at all, just bought acreage paid for a well, septic & house - to retire?
Ever parcel of land has it's own, unique qualities, some good, some bad. We looked at this, prayed and imagined, how can we make this work, efficiently, how can God bless this effort - we need a master plan. Something that the kids can help with. If we had it printed as a place mat, they could 'catch the vision' and pick-up-the-ball to run with it. You're seeing the 2nd addition of plan, after 2 years of work, what we envisioned.
(to be continued)