My neighbor with the twin girls, had a tree fall over on his neighbor's fence. It sat there for months, until his neighbor noticed his cows in my neighbor's pasture.
That really, 'set him off' - I heard, poor guy was out there with a chain saw for a couple of days, cutting up this tree and hauling it back for his own firewood. Probably smiling until he got a visit from the cows, who were giddy about this nice tall, lush green pasture! It was the guy with the cows who'd built the fence - this ain't a place where western Range Laws exist, but may have been - my neighbor had to fix the fence to keep the cows off his pasture!
One morning, the kids were pounding on our bedroom door, "There's a big black cow on the driveway, it's trying to get INTO our pasture!!!" Well... duh, our Jersey Cow was probably in HEAT. He wasn't a really BIG Angus, not quite big enough to go through a fence, but, he was trying to figure out that 'magic wire' (electrified fence), and timing the 'snaps' to get through. From a distance, it reminded me of that Buggs Bunny Bull Fighter Cartoon... the bull would back up, walk up to the fence and 'snap' the fence charger would get him again. He wasn't having any of that! He'd circle around, stomp, bellow to get girl-friend's attention - she was too busy chowing down on the morning dew laden clover... probably insulted the youngster Bull, she barely gave him a look... 'I might be ready but, I ain't that much ready, so buzz off!'
A few phone calls, and the responsible party, wife & husband come rolling up the driveway, trying to corner their now frustrated, Randy Angus Bull... he got a rope on it, and off they marched, down the road, him dragging pouting bull away from his first romantic encounter... pickup truck behind them, lights flashing, occasional honk to 'pick it up, keep moving!' You know... that Heffer never 'caught', despite paying 3x for vet visits and artificial insemination. We eventually gave her away.
When my 2nd son, started taking a liking to farming, he got in with a distant farmer, and rode up together to the local auction barn. That's the place where the worst of the worst calves go... and Lord knows, we nursed a enough of them back to health. Even the Vet commented a few times, "I don't think this one is gonna make it, you might want to bring him into the basement or a warm space..." A couple of heat lamps, lots of straw, and the little fella was comfortable.
About 2 days, about all it takes to make the whole house smell like a milking parlor. I actually like the smell, as a native Wisconsonite, we had a lot of Dairy farmers around us. The milk didn't make the smell as much as the cows being fed and milked. They'd stand there all-day-long in winter, if they could, munching away on Silage... like girls at a Bar, they LOVED it. No wonder, it's chopped corn that's been fermented. When it was time to leave the 'Salad Bar' ... they'd slowly walk ... or stagger down the aisle, out the door - 'It's Bar Time, Girls! See you about dusk!' Milk cows don't really need to be herded, they wanna get milked! ..and the grain or silage, oh, what a feeling, like nursing a baby and tying one on! I'd watch my wife nursing one of our 8 kids.. those eyes start fluttering as they closed... "Hey, you falling asleep?" No, it just feels that good... "Oh, you were engorged?" Ah.. something like that... LOL. It's a wonder any of them ever got weaned.
One thing about Calves, if you've got bottle babies, they're likely to bond with you, like you're their momma. If they break out, and momma shows up - they'll hang their heads walking home ... 'OK... mom... we're sorry...' till they get though the gate into their own pasture, and then kick up their heels, run around like a bunch of foolish kids, "we did it, we did it - that was fun!" ...OK... time to check the electric fence charger battery.... and change it. The cows were very observant, and why not? Momma was doing something by that 'magic wire', they could hear the 'snapping' again.
It started as somewhat of a joke, 'are you girls paying attention...?' They are cows, which are like very large dogs - and can be taught a few tricks, like to play - oh, yeah, cows really like to play! Momma walks over to the fence (all eyes trained on her), and times it perfectly with a 'electrical snap' - JUMPS back - hollering "YEOWWW!!!" Even 50 feet away, is 'too close' for a curious cow... they skedaddle back to the little barn! 'Run! Run away!' Ain't no way they're gonna test that 'magic wire' - it BIT MOMMA!!! 'Run away! Run for your lives!'
She's grinning and laughing under the breath as she opens the front door - "Honey, I've got a funny story to tell...!" Well, that got my attention!