Growing up on a 250 acre Farm/Ranch ... till I was married, and moving to the Big City Lights - the culture shock was tremendous... but, as it's been said, "You can take the boy out of the country, but not the country out of the boy." Well, yeah, that was funny to us boys, who never considered ourselves, Red Necks ... until we realized all these City Slickers insisted we were - in an admiring way, have you. Growing up with BB guns & a single 22 rifle to share between all 11 kids - well, the 22 became the 'BIG GUN' to us kids. I had a certain magic to it, the Daisy Red Ryder lacked.
Let's go hunting sparrows - usually started in the front yard, a few steps into the trees ... carefully scanning up into the branches ... cats gathering around our feet, "me first, meow, me first', begging for a bird. The second they saw one falling, this mad scramble erupted, 6-7 cats & kittens, more fur flying than feathers, over a tiny sparrow that was barely an afternoon snack for a real barn cat! Growling and sputtering like a mini-steam engine, some little kitten would end up with a 'sparrow drum stick', paws & claws extended like it's 'fightin' time!' - even though the bigger cats had rejoined us for the next sparrow drop.
The front yard was a spectacular view 30 miles or more to the east, house on top of a rather steep sloping hill, overlooking a pasture fenced about half way down. It gave us about 100 yards of open, before the pasture. We'd go sledding down that thing in winter, anyone dumb enough to ride a bike down that hill, better have good brakes, or know how to ditch it before the 3 strains of barbed wire. We'd wrecked several toboggans on the wooden & metal posts - surprised nobody ever broke an arm nor leg! Below us, the a farm or two down the hill, was our neighbor many of us went to school with, but they were on a different bus route. We could hike to their place, but that long climb back, 2-3 miles, through the heavy, thorny blackberry canes - no way!
As novel ideas, grown in the ever fertile minds of a real Redneck, we were not to be the exception. As we grew deep into our late teens, we'd designate Three Holidays, we'd pull out the shotguns & shoot trap (Memorial, Independence, Labor Days). 3-4 of us boys would litter the top of that hill with 12 & 20 gauge hulls, sun behind us, plenty of time to get two shots off as the clays descended slowly towards the fence. Occasionally, the horses would pass by, and didn't seem to bother them, even if we accidentally shot while they were walking by... they were focused on the larger connecting pasture.
This particular year, we called up the neighbors boys... it was US against the WORLD - they being the WORLD, and US being the 3, them being the other 3-4. They brought all the armament they had, in shotguns. Keep in mind, this Wisconsin County was 'Shotgun Only Deer Hunting' - everyone had a shotgun, a rifle wasn't too much good for anything.
My brothers and I had spend the previous weekend, reloading, 3 five gallon buckets of 12 gauge, and 1 bucket of 20 gauge shells. I can assure you, a 5 gallon bucket of shells can and will rip the wire right out of the bucket, it's well over 60lbs. What's that all translate in shells & shot - we didn't care, it was 'shoot 'em up time!' for us.
We lined up and with 2 manual throwers, 6 guns a blazing, nobody keeping score, we preceded to pepper clay after clay, 2hrs into it, we had to stop and rake the spend hulls back, to have a place to stand. Then, someone discovered, a 'midi' and 'mini' Sporting clay could just fit inside a full size clay! With the spring at extra full tension, they'd fly out there and vertically separate into 3 targets, several feet apart. 8 guys, 2 loading & throwing, 6 peppering the sky, and pieces of clay flying all over the place. Broken Clays was turning grassy slope black n orange. Must have been about 4pm when we got a call for someone to talk to someone on the phone, we've been going for 3 hours, just blasting away, challenging each other, US against the World... "It the County Sheriff - they're getting noise complaints & wondering what you're doing!" - mom yelled from the house. Duh, just tell him we're shooting trap! - we answered, and went back to shooting.
One of the girls let the horses into the pasture early, they came racing past us, into the bigger pasture, started grazing, unfazed by the lead flying, kinda 'ho-hum'. The phone rings an hour later... "Our neighbor is on the phone, asking you guys to STOP, it's scaring her horses!" Three or more of us, disgusted looks, hollered back, "Why did she move into the country then?!?!?" anyone could see our horses were grazing just off to the side of us - and resumed shooting, we still had several cases of clays and at least another hour worth of shells. The dogs didn't mind, they're just lying there, taking it all in. Occasionally one of the girls would pop out, blast a few, everyone was having fun... then a big guy in Blue, shiny buttons and a silver badge walks around the corner - State Patrol.
Around these parts, the cars were pretty good size, those Police Interceptors that only an idiot would attempt to outrun. Inside, was this guy, who somehow folded himself up first, pulled himself into it, so when the door opened, his body would explored back into his 7 or 8 foot tall, football player shape body. I've seen it happen, and don't recall ever looking nearly straight up and saying "Yess Sir" or "No Sir" so often. It was the closest thing to actually standing in the presence of God & fearing His immediate wrath - this guy, was one of them.
"Your neighbor says you've been shooting off fireworks, you know that's illegal in Wisconsin without a permit." Stunned, and trying to restrain ourselves from laughing.. We've got this 10 foot wide, by 40 feet long shooting line, so many shotgun hulls, there's no place to stand without clearing a spot for the feet ... I had to ask, "Can we throw a few for you, Sir...?" It was like the old Carole Burnett show, I'm Tim Conway, and he's the Harvey Korman, trying to keep from laughing, as he walks over and looks into the bucket. "Those were full when you started..?" Yess Sir! "OK, looks like you got a couple of inches to go yet..." Yup, maybe another half hour - we're scanning the damage with him grinning ... probably thinking, 'Damn! Why do I keep getting the July 4th, year after year!?' ..and he casually walked back to his car, folded himself up, tucked it carefully into it, a gloved hand waved as he drove away.