Western movies were still the rage, Gun Smoke... the sound of that, GUN SMOKE, every kid dreamed of popping an evil black bird, and casually blowing across the tip of the barrel, in imaginary satisfaction. The threat is passed (cats are fed), no more black bird to rob the bank (bird feeder) of the peoples precious gold (cracked corn), peace is restored, all is well (the birds got a fresh supper). Feeding the birds this way, like an old western saloon fight, fur flying, cussin' & spitting (cat fight), in strolls, "Fat Black"... the meanest Tom cat of them all, looking for "his girl"! He was the Yul Brenner of Tom Cats, some cats were graceful and 'pretty' in movement, Black Fat saved that for 'special occasions' - he mostly strutted his stuff, like a real cow-kitty.
Black Fat was kinda dear to our hearts as he could jump straight up, over 4 feet, from a crouch. We'd hold a treat, those powerful little feet, would gather under his haunches, little pattering to warm up the hindquarters, tip of his tail flicking back and forth, like a gun slinger stretching his fingers, he'd launch like a bottle rocket. If the timing was right, both paws & claws clamped on the free floating morsel of treat, quickly withdrawn hands would barely miss Black Fat's outstretched paws and deadly claws. Bad timing, it was Bandaide time! Too soon, the morsel tumbled down, Black Fat twisting as he ascended, every kind of gyration to snag the treat, before the other cats had a chance at it.
We'd tested the 'Cat Descent Theorem' - they always land on their feet... and demonstrated "CDT" to our friends, tossing Black Fat up and he'd land so gracefully, effortlessly. Until we got spanked, we tried to force a bad landing, Black Fat only gave us one try at that. You see, Black Fat was of the Real West, his fur was soft, iridescent Black, with a tiny pencil eraser size white spot in the middle of his chest. A little star in the middle of a dark evening. Black Fat was big and agile, first fed, every hair in place, barn dust free, perfectly groomed, impeccably tailored, black Tuxedo, the spot his white carnation. And Black Fat, admired & adored for his smooth purring lyallabys, he was the Dean Martin of the Barn Cats. When he decided it was just too cold outside, he's meow that, "Baby it's cold outside" and he'd have the run of the farm house.
Not wasting too much time, he'd quickly vanish - we had no regular feed bowls for cats & dogs, Black Fat would reemerge, mouse dangling from his jowls, 'Sir, Dinner is served' - yeah, no thanks... enjoy, Black Fat! By the fireplace, we'd be warming up, Black Fat would hop up on our laps, singing his lovely kitty songs - Dad might comment, 'he's got a pretty healthy motor, son!' Yep, that's Black Fat, he purred like a locomotive at rest. If you put your head on his shoulders - careful, you might go deaf! There's one powerful 'purrer' in there, 'turbo-charged kitty'!
It was a pleasure, popping a sparrow for Black Fat, he needed the extra energy, ruling over the multitude of kitties, keeping the dogs at bay. We did wonder, however, 'what happens to the BB' ... ? digging through a hacked up pile of fur, nope, it's not there.. did Black Fat spit it out, or did it come out the other end...? Pretty much ended further investigation.
Dad, having served in the Army, and hardly ever talked about fighting the Japanese in the Philippine Islands, bought us a box of those green army soldiers. The huge kitty litter box, that we called the Sand Box (after straining), served as the playing field. Once divided into parts, we make the hills and cliffs Dad dreaded, and swapped sides with the BB guns in hand, the 'ground war' had begun. Aerial support would be called in, heavy bombs (black cat firecrackers), and mortars (lady fingers), tossed onto the battle field... it wasn't long before it might have looked like a real war had taken place. Lucky for mom, we were a meer 50-60 feet outside the kitchen window, close enough to hear her yelling, 'Stop that, you're gonna put out someone's eye!' Yup, it was always the eyes to my parents, 'you only get one set of them!'.
Eventually, the Daisy Red Ryder's cocking lever would break off, rendering it useless. The black paint well worn off, bits of rust spots among the 3-in-1 oil stains... many long hours of fun, popping targets & feeding the cats.
Black Fat ... we never knew what happened to him, just sorta figured he was off in the woods, fighting hawks & hunting sparrows. Still see him strutting, chest out, like Yul Brenner, pair of 6 guns on his sides... Excetra - excetra..